D**K IN A BOX MYSTERY GIFT BOX

Brace yourself for the most outrageously cheeky self-care experience of your life. The ‘Dick in a Box’ Mystery Set is here to satisfy your need for humor, indulgence, and just the right amount of inappropriate. Packed with all things dick-themed, this box is a celebration of sass, self-love, and shameless fun. Warning: It’s not for the faint of heart—but it’s absolutely for you.

🍆 What’s Inside?
We’re not spilling all the beans (or… you know), but here’s a peek:

• Dick-Themed Self-Care Products: Think soaps, bath bombs, and candles, all shaped like the goods.
• Spicy Décor & Accessories: Add a little naughty flair to your space or your wardrobe.
• Adult-Only Surprises: Playful goodies to unleash your inner rebel and keep you giggling.
• Sassy Extras: Hilarious keepsakes that’ll have you blushing and laughing at the same time.

🍑 Why You’ll Love It:

• UP TO $75 WORTH OF PRODUCT FOR ONLY $45. Somtimes more if we are feeling generous while packing your order or we see you're a return customer. 
• Because life’s too short to take self-care too seriously.
• It’s the ultimate gag gift (or keep-it-for-yourself gift).
• Perfect for bachelorette parties, birthdays, or just because you deserve a little D.
• Every box guarantees maximum laughs and minimum shame.